I was looking through Flower Language meanings and I saw that grass can mean ‘homosexual love’ and now I’m crying myself in laughter imagining some guy dumping lawn clippings onto his crush’s porch screaming ‘I FUCCKIN LOVE U YOU GAY PIECE OF SHIT’.
my favorite penguin of all the penguins is the Little Blue aka Fairy penguin. just look at these fuzzy blue bastards
and these two who aren’t of the Little Blue variety, but they’re wearing sweaters so I’m pretty much obliged to include them
Portrait of Isabella Brandt, Peter Paul Rubens
Ophelia, Pascal Adolphe Jean Dagnan Bouveret
Character design stuff for class! I chose to illustrate the fashionable outfits that girl scouts wear camping. All based on my 12 years as a girl scout. I hope you enjoy!
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what if sailors tattooed themselves with scales to try and trick the sea into not drowning them- torvald ends up with scads of them because he heard somewhere that ogres sink and took it to heart
"Bad luck having a man aboard"
Torvald ended up joining a crew of totally-not-pirates shortly after immigrating, they only let him sign on with them because everyone knows that voyages that have an unlikely new cabinboy end in fabulous treasure.
The swan maiden’s the captain, the elf’s the bosun, and no one’s really sure why the selkie’s here, her people think ships are evil, chances are she’ll try to crash it
my brother got in a youtube comment fight with someone who was being homophobic about sailor moon I AM PROUD
a game ofspot the artistic liberties……………….
oh, you’re playing silent hill? i love that game, the way they just [clenches fist] silence all those frickin hills